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3 Hillbillies sitten on a porch

3 Hillbllies are sitting on a porch shootin the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: My wife sure is stupid!.... She bought an Air Conditioner . 2nd Hillbilly says: Why is that stupid ? 1st Hillbilly says: Cuz we ain't got no lectricity! 2nd Hillbilly says: My wife is sooo stupid, she bought one of them new fangled worshin machines ! 1st Hillbilly says: why is that stupid ? 2nd Hillbilly says: Cuz we ain't got no plummin ! 3rd Hillbilly says: That ain't nothin! My wife is dumber than both of yer wifes put together ! I was goin thru her purse the other day lookin fer some change , & i found 6 condoms in thar . 1st & 2nd hillbillies says: Well , what's so dumb about that ? 3rd Hillbilly says : CUZ SHE AIN"T GOT NO PECKER !
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A man was fucken a girl & he saw a picture of a guy on her nite stand , so he asked her - Is that your husband ? She replied - No that was me ago ! LOL !!!
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A man escapes from prison after . He breaks into a house to look for money & a gun. And finds a young couple in bed . He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair . While tying the girl to the bed , he gets on top of her , & kisses her on the neck , then gets up & goes into the bathroom . While he's in there , the husband tells his wife: Listen this guy is an escaped convict , look at his clothes! He's probably spent alot of time in prison & hasn't seen a woman in years . I saw how he kissed your neck . If he wants sexxx , don't resist ,don't complain , & do whatever he tells you . This guy is probably very dangerous ! If he gets angry , he'll us ! Be strong honey , I Love You ! To which the wife responds : He wasn't kissing my neck ,he was whispering in my ear . he told me he was gay & thought you were cute , & asked if we had any vaseline . I told him it was in the bathroom . Be srong honey , I LOVE YOU TOO !!! LOL
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Stupidness - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKEN ABOUT ? I did'nt do anything wrong & if i did i owe you an apolagy ! MrNasty
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On here to meet people , watch some good video's & have some fun.

性别:
男性
上次登录:
11年前
感情状态:
"开放"
喜欢:
女性
出生地:
Somewhere Nasty Calif,
城市:
Somewhere Nasty
国家或地区:
"United States"
职业:
Being Nasty ;)
公司:
BNasty Inc.
学校:
NASTY UNIVERSITY
兴趣爱好:
To many to list.
最爱的电影和电视节目:
Action , Comedy, Sci Fi , some Horror, & the best of all Porno.
最爱的音乐:
Rock ( Metal,Rock from the 80's,90's, & present, & some rock from the 60's & 70's)Country(Depends on my mood), Pop , Hip Hop(Again depends on my mood).
最爱的书:
Conan the Barbarian (All),The Death Dealer - The Master of the Horned Helmet( All ).
会勾起我性欲的是:
All Hot Women of all age's with nicely Trimed or Beautifully Shaved PUSSY'S,Big Tit's,Perky Tit's( Oh hell i like them all ),Cute babes with Pretty Eye's & Sensuous Lip's.
会浇灭我性欲的是:
Asshole people that think that they are better than the next person & this means both genders.
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