Well here we are, you’re wanting to see pussy and I’ve got the smash avocado you’re wanting to view. It’s nothing special, but if you want to view for a fiver a month, come on in and enjoy! It cost less than a coffee because apparently that’s all my beaver is worth according to the feedback I’ve received
“Go stand on the corner you slut and try sell your cunt bet you can’t make 0.50cents” - my baby daddy
“does not look pretty in there” - my dentist
“Lose whore” - Luis on tinder
And hey, if my content doesn’t work for you just unsubscribe, but know your dad will still jerk off to it, so why not jerk off together!
Love you all, bye